She can't eat flowers and diamonds , but she can eat cakes and biscuits.

Discuss ..

Erm, I agree?

Did someone say cake?

Some birds I've seen in Wigan eat flowers. They also eat grass and clover while they are out in the paddock.

Some birds I've seen in Cas have clearly tried to eat diamonds too.

Is she a fat bird then ? If so, she'll more than likely be very grateful.

I don't understand this concept of having to "woo" or "romance" a female, the one that I currently can't legally shake off without considerable expense simply tagged along, before I knew it I was standing in front of a vicar promising things I never should have, I can't recall any "romancing" having taken place, not in Whitley Bay anyway.

If any younger readers need advice on this topic then please feel free to ask, I've already mentored Bang in his quest to get his partner to buy the mayo for his tea, successfully.

"Buy the mayo for his tea" is that some kind of euphimism?

Milk, no sugar is my preference

Agree fully one minute I was living the single dream, the next I have a morgage pension and a ring on my finger!

Now I just get told what's happening.

The other month I got a TEXT saying we have bought a horse box?!!

Then a few minutes later oh and we have a horse as well!!'

well I may have paid for it but it's too small for me to ride brilliant!

Any advice

Glue Factory?